How many of you have had that nightmare where you were in school with only your underwear on or were completely naked? The Gymnopaedia, in ancient Sparta, was a yearly celebration where naked Olympians displayed their athletic skills through the medium of war dancing. The custom was introduced in 668 B.C. with a parade of the naked athletes, oiling their bodies so as to highlight the beauty of their muscles and physique. So, if you have ever had the urge to run naked through the church, now is the time to do it with impunity. Do it with pride for your country (no gold medals will be given out for being Great or Swell).